D. C. Douglas

The Narrator / The Navy Suit

Howard Alonzo

Leroy

Devin McGinn

Bubba

Sheldon Anderson

Attorney / Thugged Out

Nickie Bryar

Jesus Christ (That Darn Jesus)

Parvesh Cheena

Sammy / Baliff

María Costa

Newsreporter

Affion Crockett

The Black Suit / B-Dogg / Arguing Man / Man In Love

G. Ja Nee' Davis

Choir Leader #1

Dean Edwards

Serious Black Man

Jesse Erwin

Dog-Dogg / Fireman / Englishman / Real Gay Man / Billy Blanders / Whitey Anglin / Terrorist

Carlos Ferro

Joseph

Robert Hays

Dr. Anderson

Jill Marie Jones

Court Reporter

Brian Maillard

Folk Singer

Gino Montesinos

Vito

Charlie Murphy

Various

Ben Murray

Mr. Blanders

Joan Murray

Mrs. Blanders / British Girl / Superhero / Clueless White Woman

Rick Najera

Beta Max