Martin Landau

Roy Tilden

Gabriel Bologna

David Brochman

Gretchen Becker

Doris

Dean Jacobson

Mail Boy

Richard Lewis

Phil Milowski

Richard Moll

Man Nun

Phil Fondacaro

Dwarf Rabbi

Martin Sheen

Sarge

Bokeem Woodbine

Malcolm

Vic Trevino

Nick

Arye Gross

Moshe

Athena Ashburn

Katy

Paul Bartel

Acting Coach

Fred Mata

Actor 1

Lynne Johnston

Actor 2

Andrea Shreeman

Actor 3

Bridget Michele

Nurse

Sammy Shore

Comedian

Kai Ephron

Russian Policeman

Magda Harout

Russian Maid 1