Paul Kaye

Lenny Yeomans

Camille Coduri

Janice Yeomans

Nicola Bland

Nicky Yeomans

Imogen Byron

Sammy Yeomans

Samuel Oatley

Ken Bowles

Liz Fraser

Ada

Keith Barron

Bernie

George Innes

Bertie

Campbell Morrison

McTavish

George Rossi

McBrayne

David Ryall

Meriweather

Andrew MacLachlan

Doctor

Angela Curran

Midwife

Stewart Harwood

Policeman

Harry Enfield

Pickles (voice)

Jared Garfield

Frank

Peter Vollebregt

Fritz Hohenzollern II