Chris Lemmon

Albert Zack

Nicholas Saunders

T.B. Dumore

Marilyn Joi

Debbie Winter

Carole Davis

Contessa Bazzini

Samantha Fox

Female Reporter (as Stasia Micula)

Ron Jeremy

Male Reporter (as Ron Hyatt)

Dolly Dollar

Christina Werner

Corinne Wahl

Cheryl Westwood (as Corinne Alphen)

Andrew MacMillan

President Foster

Pat Finnegan

First Lady

Teresa Ganzel

Lisa Foster

John Otis

Leonard Dumore

Jennifer Richards

Lydia Wasserman

Richie Allan

Landlord (as Richie Allen)

Michelle Mais

Rita (as Michele Mais)

Michael Holms

Piano Player

Vera Lockwood

Albert's Mother

Joanne Baron

Rosalie

Olivia Pascal

Holly Fox

Bryan Englund

Cab Driver