Neil Patrick Harris

Arnold Mosk

Matthew Lillard

Doug Van Housen

Gabriel Olds

Gary Trancer

Catherine Hicks

Mrs. Mosk

Stephen Pearlman

Principal Jones

Ryan Payne Bell

Pink

Lori Heuring

Shelly

Eddie Malavarca

Porky

Amanda Peet

Debbie

Dechen Thurman

Hinge

Brian Vincent

Eddie LeMaster

Joseph Siravo

Dr. Rankin

Tina Krause

Acid Woman in Black

John Paul Fedele

Spring Heeled Jack

J.J. North

Acid Woman in White

Frank Vincent

Arcade Owner

Peggy Gormley

Jones' Secretary

Huckleberry Fox

Baldy

Pamela Kramer

Teacher 1

John Digaletos

Teacher 2